Best Apple Rumor Yet: The iHat
Apple Device Shocks Tech World
Apple’s engineers have surprised the market with the iHat, a combination sombrero and computer styled after the headgear of Mexican bandits in early colour westerns.
The iHat, in stores from May, is the absolute pinnacle of wearable computing. Solar cells around the brim constantly recharge the battery. Built in headphones and voice recognition software make the device largely hands-free, and drop-down virtual reality glasses allow the user to be partly or entirely immersed in the images generated by the iHat’s Intel Core Duo processors, which – housed in the crown – are well away from the scalp.
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